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Light Weight Thumper Paddle.
Perfect for lovers of impact play and sensation play.
This unusual style of paddle provides a lovely donk sound on impact, which alone has gathered quite the crowd at play party's. This paddle also offers the best of both worlds as it's ideal for both novices and the more experienced who are looking for something different.
For those who are just beginning to explore impact play or maybe looking for something that will not leave bruises, this thumper is ideal for you, the foam padding will absorb some of the impact and the larger surfaces area will also provide a more even spread on the impact zone, plus with its fluffy material it can also be use for sensation play.
However don't be fooled by this products fluffiness, it's also ideal for those sadist too, as you can deliver a pretty hefty blow without causing serious injuries, the sub experiences a very deep thud sensation that's spread evenly across the impact zone without it being too painful, there's still a degree of pain, it's just different!... or at least that's what the masochist tell me.
I strongly advise you to start gently and build up the intensity like you would any new impact toy, as everyone pain levels are different, and your swing could be greater than mine.
Weight approximately 220g (see our listings for a heavy version).
If you do use these products for heavy impact play, the foam might start to compress slightly on the inside, which may cause it to rattle or move slightly, however the impact sensation should remain the same.
1-3 business days
I'll do my best to meet these shipping estimates, but can't guarantee them. Actual delivery time will depend on the shipping method you choose.
Buyers are responsible for any customs and import taxes that may apply. I'm not responsible for delays due to customs.
But please contact me if you have any problems with your order.
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Because of the nature of our products (for health/hygiene reasons) we are unable to accept returns or issue refunds, unless the product is defective. In the event of receiving a defective product we will happily replace the product on a like to like basis.
Conditions of return - Buyer must contact us within 7 days on receiving the product, and ship back within 14 days if located in the UK, or 21 days for our overseas customers. Buyers are responsible for return shipping costs and all products must be sent via recorded/signed for delivery. If the product is not returned in its original condition, the buyer is responsible for any loss in value.
We will endeavour to dispatch your item within three working days (Monday to Friday) and only orders place before midday will count as day one!
All items being shipped outside of the UK requiring a customs declaration will be described as a 'Novelty' item. Buyers are responsible for any customs and import taxes that may apply, we are not responsible for delays due to customs.
All our items are sold as theatrical novelty Items and are intended for adult use only. Use at your own risk and discretion. The purchaser accepts full responsibility for any personal injury to themselves or others or damages to the product due to use or misuse of the item.
Please note that dimensions of all hand crafted items are approximately only and may vary slightly.
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We do our best to remove items as and when they are sold, should two orders for the same item come throw at the same time, we will endeavour to to complete the order that came throw first and provide a full refund to the third party.
Whilst it is business as usual for us here at The Kinky Emporium and we are still currently able to dispatch orders on a daily basis, please be aware that there are delays within the postal system, especially effecting our over-seas deliveries, we ask you to please be patient when waiting for your deliveries to arrive, this pandemic is unprecedented and the situation is changing on a daily bases, and different countries have implemented their own sanctions on commercial and public movements, if you are not happy to wait for an unknown about of time for your order to arrive, please defer you orders to a later date.
Thank for your understand and to those continuing to support our business during these uncertain times.
Sep 18, 2022
Sep 11, 2022
A really nicely made item, exactly as it was described. It even has the sound in the description when used for it's intended purpose. Recommended!
May 1, 2022
I love this toy so much! It’s thuddy, smooth and it’s just a special feeling that makes it a lot of fun during impact play. It’s also very soft and feels great on the skin. I love it for sensory play as well! I got it in the colour is mint green. It looks just like in the pictures. Fun toy, good quality
Mar 2, 2022